Olives for the Table
By Jack Burton
Always a treat when I was a kid, canned California olives were a rare extravagance in those "duck and cover" days. I always wondered why, under the constant threat of nuclear obliteration, my mom was so tight with the food budget. I mean, I was like, "Hey, live a little!" What with Mr. Eisenhower and Mr. Khrushchev, I figured about 70% odds we were all goners anyhow.
I guess the Great Depression still weighed heavily on Mom and Dad.
Now that I'm pretty much my own boss, I always have olives for the table, but not canned California olives, even though I do live in California. My wife and I love olives, and we have a world of choices down at our local deli: Kalámata, Amfissa, and tiny Elitses from Greece, chocolaty little Ligurians from Italy, seasoned olive vertes, firm mild green Luques, Picholines and Niçoise from France, and salty black oil-packed ones from Morocco. These are all a wonderful and recent addition to most markets, but the best olives of all are the ones you cure yourself!
A Method for Brine-Curing Ripe Olives
The making of olives is not an exact science . . . well, it is in big processing houses, but at home it's a thing of time and mystery. The main quality of the home olive-maker is patience. Time, salt, olives, a pail and water are all that you need to get started.
In August of 1999, I am approaching my fourth olive harvest, and eating olives picked last December. We have a tree of undetermined lineage on a farm in Dry Creek Valley. Our friends, the farmers, kindly let us pick the fruit each winter when we deem it ready for curing. For this method of curing we want firm, ripe, deep red to black olives. We handle them carefully to avoid bruising, and save our picnic and wine drinking until the ladders have been put up and the olives are safely in their buckets in the back of our truck.
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Wash and sort ten pounds of olives, as described above. Choose a small- to medium-sized variety, as this method works less well with big, fat, jumbo olives. |
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Let the olives stand in a cool place covered with cold, fresh water for twenty days (some people say 10 days, some 40 I split the diff'). It is best if you can leave them in a laundry sink or out in the yard with the water running (just a trickle) over them. Whatever your situation, you must change this water daily, as this is an important first stage of the process. |
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After the twenty days, prepare a brine with: |
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2 gal. |
Water |
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1 lb. |
Salt |
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Cover the olives with this brine in a 5-gallon crock or plastic pail. Cover the crock with a dishtowel and store in a cool spot for a month. |
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Drain the olives and cover them with fresh brine for another month. |
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Start tasting your olives. Skim off any scum that accumulates on the surface, and repeat step four you may wait five or six months, repeating step four each month, until your olives seem ready. |
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Chill, baby--these things take time! |
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When you deem the olives edible, drain them and pack them in mason jars, or keep in bulk. Store in a very cool place or in the refrigerator, covered with this seasoned brine: |
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1 3/4 gal. |
Water |
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1 1/2C |
Salt |
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10 |
Bay leaves |
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10 |
Cloves garlic |
It must have been one hungry son of a gun who ate the first olive go ahead, give a fresh one a bite! Now, after months of waiting and changing brine, you will feel absolutely triumphant serving your own olives, knowing what you started with.
My guess is that, way back in prehistoric times, someone came upon an olive tree overhanging a stream or lagoon. The olives on the tree remained "strictly for the birds," but those that had fallen into the water, fresh or salty, were somehow transformed into the edible.
"Hey, honey, come check this out!" It was a banner day for humanity.
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